So early this a.m. I channel surfed by chance to two women hoisting large purple and blue "dongs" (as they called them, and is that an alternative to saying "dildo" on TV?? - 'cause dong is pretty funny, people) and I was rather surprised to realize I was not having "one of those dreams" but had somehow found a half-hour sales pitch on the Oxygen channel.
Not that there's anything wrong with selling sex toys on TV at 3:30 a.m. Sure my insomnia more interesting.
The calm yet enthusiastic ladies told of just how and why the toys could be good for "beginners" and "advanced" users, and urged all to visit their website for more info.